This is what normal sized acupuncture needles look like. Tiny! |
I think it must have been National Help a Gweilo Day, because first I went to the desk to try to ask about making an appointment and the nurse went to get someone from the back. The very nice woman who came out was dressed in street clothes, and said she was a student there. She was there on her own time though, waiting with an older woman for an appointment, so out of the goodness of her heart she walked me all the way back down to the lobby to help me get a registration card. That done, she walked me back up and helped me explain why I was there to the desk nurse and then explained where I should wait until my name was called.
After about half an hour in the waiting room it was my turn and I went into a normal looking hospital room and tried to explain my problem to the doctor with my usual charades. She seemed to understand the problem, but was having trouble explaining what she wanted to do. She knew some English, but said she rarely used it so it took a long time for her to think of the words she wanted. Finally she called someone else to come help and when that didn't work they got another guy in street clothes who spoke pretty decent English and used his iPhone to translate the important/difficult words. Between the four of us, they told me that they wanted to do a combo of Eastern and Western medicine and numb my skin with lidocaine and then stick in one big needle. She kept repeating this phrase, so now I'm envisioning something like a small nail, but I can't really imagine it will be too horrible. Probably she just thinks I'm a wuss. I mean how big can it really be? Can't be worse than when my doctor in Berkeley did myofascial release with a needle. (This means sticking it into a muscle and the wiggling it back and forth really fast. Your muscle instantly becomes jelly and you feel like that part of you has been hit by a truck for the rest of the day. But it works.)
Anyway, so then the poor guy had to try to explain all the points on the release form I had to sign, which of course was in Chinese, and kept using his translator ap for "hematoma" "anesthesia" "infection" and "allergic". In the end we got there and I made my appointment for Saturday and paid my 300 pataca fee. Hopefully the "one big needle" approach will do the trick. The doctor made a point of telling me they can only do it one time. Not sure why.
Sorry I didn't take any pictures of Oscar's presents. They're totally cute but since Rach is a dedicated reader I don't want to spoil the surprise. Hopefully she'll take photos when they arrive and I can share them then.
Since this is a picture-light day, I'll leave you with this comic I found when I was searching for images. Pretty funny.
HA! Love the comic! I commend you and simultaneously cringe at your braveness - having procedures done in foreign lands by people who you can't really communicate with.
ReplyDeleteI will definitely take pictures to share, although I must stress that buying/sending presents when you're on the other side of the world is very unnecessary!
This from the person who sent me three packages for my birthday? I think there's a word for that. ;)
ReplyDeleteHey.... I have chronic neck pain!!!.... Hmmm
ReplyDeleteDon't know if I would want even those small needles stuck in me. I had my first flu shot this year. It wasn't bad, but don't like needles. This talk about a big needles doesn't sound good to me. I would want to see exactly how big that needle is. I'd rather have a massage then acupuncture.
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Don't know if I would want even those small needles stuck in me. I had my first flu shot this year. It wasn't bad, but don't like needles. This talk about a big needles doesn't sound good to me. I would want to see exactly how big that needle is. I'd rather have a massage then acupuncture.
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